 POLARIS: We receive emails and lots of them. Most are friendly inquiries about a particular expedition we conducted or a newly-posted website feature. Sometimes a website visitor wants to share a story about their spooky experience in an old hotel or an abandoned graveyard. A few people send us hate-mail, chiding our belief in “ghosts, fairies, leprechauns, unicorns, etc.” (For the record, collectively we only believe in one of those things... except for Echo, who believes in three of them.) Regardless, no email is more titillating and potentially more upsetting than one that has “A question about Jeremy Riposte?” in the Subject line.
First, a little background since no one has fully explained the connection between Outcast Earth and Jeremy.
It’s 1986 in Tucson, Arizona. I had just graduated from high school and my mother and father announced that they are moving back to Kaua’i to take over running my grandparents’ cinema. We had lived in Arizona from the time I was six and I was excited to return to the island of my birth. Jeremy Riposte was one of the first people I met upon my return, as we shared a college literature class and a penchant for mocking our instructor’s fascination with the sexual imagery in William Faulkner’s Sanctuary. Jeremy was an intriguing person from day one. I have never met anyone so self-confident, so intelligent, and so committed to obtaining whatever he wanted with no regard for others. Now, I’m certainly not going to lump him in with the Bernard Madoffs of the world, but even in those early days Jeremy saw the stupid, the gullible and the trusting as fair game. It might have been P.T. Barnum who said “There’s a sucker born every minute,” but it was Jeremy Riposte who had that motto silk-screened onto T-shirts and sold for $55 a pop. (Before I get emails about it, I know that most historians now think P.T. Barnum didn’t actually say that, but you get my point I hope!)
Jeremy and I remained friends for many years, but it was a strange kind of friendship, one defined more by its boundaries than by its openness. I found you could enjoy Jeremy’s ebullient company as long as you didn’t lend him any money, didn’t reveal any vulnerabilities, and always had your own transportation should circumstances require a quick escape. Jeremy never did anything in my company that I would call overtly illegal, but he was a master at manipulating any situation for his own benefit. He was the guy who would crash a stranger’s wedding reception or confuse a coffee house clerk into giving him back twice as much change as was actually owed. One time, during our college years, Jeremy got us pizza money by pulling merchandise off store shelves and then “returning” it for a refund to the customer service desk of the same store. He was so convincing that the store manager actually apologized to him for the inconvenience.
Years later, when Ash was a little boy and began to have his weird psychic visions, Jeremy became fascinated. He had already obtained several university degrees related to psychology and world mythology, and I think he saw Ash as a kind of laboratory rat running through a paranormal maze. When I first conceived of the Outcast Earth project, it was Jeremy I confided in. That turned out to be a mistake. As with most things, Jeremy immediately saw my idea as being his property too. As the original team began to form (consisting of myself, Ash, Coyote, Rune, Meridian, Anvil and Trespass), Jeremy automatically considered himself the eighth member. When I finally confronted him about his misconception, the friendship ended. I didn’t speak to Jeremy for years after that, although we moved in similar orbits through the paranormal universe. He taught a course on parapsychology at the local community college; self-published a handful of books on world myths and revisionist history; and began a tour business that specialized in “explorations into the unknown.” It was this final venture that brought us back into contact with Jeremy in 2008 [see The Lost Ruins of Kaua’i for details]. It is this tour business that now has us quickly leaving Oregon and heading south to Arizona.
Our unexpected change in plans resulted from the aforementioned email entitled “A question about Jeremy Riposte?” The email was sent by a Michigan woman named Claire, who wrote that her brother and sister-in-law were taking “a very expensive trip to the Grand Canyon to look for Egyptian ruins at the bottom of the canyon.” Flabbergasted by her relatives’ willingness to spend $3000 on such a bizarre excursion, Claire did a Google search on Jeremy and found our website.
“Is this man a con man?” she asked. “I can’t believe any reasonable person would spend this kind of money on something so crazy, but he’s managed to convince my brother [and] his wife that their [sic] going to find king tut’s tomb at the bottom of the canyon!!!!”
[Read Claire’s complete email on our BULLETINS page.]
As bizarre as that sounds, I’m not surprised that Jeremy is attempting something like this. As I mentioned previously, he is a devout proponent of a particularly sensational form of historical revisionism where early humanity was aided by extraterrestrials, supernatural technologies and magical beings. I don’t know how much of this stuff Jeremy actually believes, and how much is just the means to an end. If your business relies on bamboozling people, then subscribing to a belief system that is devoid of logic may have a unique appeal. Regardless, if there’s any person on earth that could convince others that an ancient Egyptian city lies hidden at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, it would be Jeremy Riposte.
So, our team has packed up The Camels and will be traveling the 1,200 miles to the Grand Canyon as fast as road conditions and the Highway Patrol will allow. If Jeremy’s going to unearth something extraordinary, we want to be there. If he’s just scamming people, well, we still want to be there.

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